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cumberqueen: So… To bow, or a bow? What do we think of this, guys? I have no theories for Rat or Bow, but I’m thinking Mary Morstan for Wedding. Or is that too obvious? Woman, Hound, and Fall were all fairly obvious, but I don’t know&hel
“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”
“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your 'building.’”
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early.”
“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”
“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”
“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”
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“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing, Gorgeous, Radiant, and Adorable.”
“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and being blackmailed by Magnussen isn’t all we have in common.”
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why there are people like me.”
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer on no less than three separate occasions.â€
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.â€
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.â€
Tag yourself; I’m Molly.Sorry this one’s more fluffy than funny. And Mom, if you’re reading this, sorry I can’t be there to spend the day with you! <3
“Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to Heaven.â€
“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
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fabbington: “Mary Morstan was stillborn in October 1972. Her gravestone is in Chiswick Cemetery where – five years ago – you acquired her name and date of birth and thereafter her identity.”
Sherlock/John - Concerto, Symphony and Solitary Addiction (by Caterrificglitz) Original Chinese Video Here You know it’s coming. John’s going to marry Mary, leave Baker Street, leave Sherlock.
ellenharvelle: Mary is not evil. Mary has made bad choices. Mary had to take a new name to escape some choices. Mary thought she was free. Mary fell in love. Mary got married and found out that her blackmailer still knew who she was. Mary didn’t want
MARY MORSTAN IS IN SOME DEEP SHIT CALLING IT NOW
risingmoonflower: girogirl723: thesoulsikeep: valendoom: thehobbitwithstickyuppyhair: valendoom: can we think of a ship name for john watson and mary morstan like honestly this is distressing me JAM - John and Mary I TOTALLY SUPPORT THIS Does
